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Edward Snowden is...oh wait...who cares. PDF Print E-mail
Written by bad_brain   
Wednesday, 03 July 2013 21:44

Let me check if we are alone....hmm...ok. So, now I can reveal some secrets that will blow your mind, Edward Snowden style:

  • Water is wet
  • Stupid people are usually pretty dumb
  • Many mountains elevate above sea level
  • black is not a color

Alrighty then, now I will have to pack my stuff and get to the next airport (note to myself: don't forget missile launcher against the ACLU helicopters) where I can live for the rest of my life from snicker bars and duty free vodka. I mean, all the secrets I uncovered are not more or less stunning than the one Snowden uncovered...which is:

 

 

  • secret services spy on people

 

But hey, I understand why many people are outraged about that, they most likely thought secret services sneak around at night to get kitties off from trees, give lollies to babies while mum isn't looking, and manipulate candy vending machines so they return the coins after you got the candy bar. Good I have revealed the secret about "stupid people are usually pretty dumb" already, so now we don't have to wonder about this anymore, right?

But wait, I guess he is maybe a totally nice person who always dreamed of inventing a cure for cancer, and that's why he joined the NSA/CIA....and not because he loved the idea of being someone who can spy on others (for what reason ever, may it be patriotism or simply for getting a stiffy about invading other people's privacy legally). And I am also sure he never did anything bad, right? He definitely always said "noo...can't do that" when he got the order to do things he is now blowing his huge whistle of hypocrisy about. Pfft. Yeah. You wish.

The people being so upset about what Snowden reverse farted into his whistle suffer from OOD, because they take this whole thing totally personal (yeah, your oh-so-important lives are definitely the talk of the day in the CIA headquarters, huh?) and are obviously not able to see that it's not about them, it's about the people who are a danger to the inner security of a country, and also about economic interests (oh no, they spy on foreign companies so the domestic companies have benefits from the gained info!).

People like Snowden can only be labeled as "hero" in times where values like integrity and honor are outlawed.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 03 July 2013 22:23
 

Comments  

 
#8 vacation in.... russia???dnr 2013-10-14 19:04
I lol'ed at his plan to get to Sweden gets laid over in Russia, and there he is! So HOW IS THAT OPPRESSION NOW FAGGIT!
 
 
#7 RE: Edward Snowden is...oh wait...who cares.bad_brain 2013-07-26 23:50
Quoting ph0bYx:
Gay hackers might be the next big thing, you might be on to something here :lol:

Hm, we should watch for plushy colorful defacement pages then, with quotes from Britney Spears songs instead of the usual flaming.... :o
 
 
#6 RE: Edward Snowden is...oh wait...who cares.ph0bYx 2013-07-25 12:46
Quoting bad_brain:
Quoting ph0bYx:
Or gay people :D

2012 we got the fetlifers as clientel, 2013 we go for gays. I'm such a clever marketing guy... :D


Gay hackers might be the next big thing, you might be on to something here :lol:
 
 
#5 RE: Edward Snowden is...oh wait...who cares.bad_brain 2013-07-24 10:50
Quoting ph0bYx:
Or gay people :D

2012 we got the fetlifers as clientel, 2013 we go for gays. I'm such a clever marketing guy... :D
 
 
#4 RE: Edward Snowden is...oh wait...who cares.ph0bYx 2013-07-24 08:31
Quoting bad_brain:
Quoting AceOveride:
Wow Just look at this guy

once a vain self-exposer always a vain self-exposer...so I thought this pic of him fits pretty well. and maybe it attracts more chicks to the site too... :D


Or gay people :D
 
 
#3 Haha good thinkingAceOveride 2013-07-10 17:41
Quoting bad_brain:
Quoting AceOveride:
Wow Just look at this guy

once a vain self-exposer always a vain self-exposer...so I thought this pic of him fits pretty well. and maybe it attracts more chicks to the site too... :D

Great thinking!
 
 
#2 RE: Edward Snowden is...oh wait...who cares.bad_brain 2013-07-08 23:15
Quoting AceOveride:
Wow Just look at this guy

once a vain self-exposer always a vain self-exposer...so I thought this pic of him fits pretty well. and maybe it attracts more chicks to the site too... :D
 
 
#1 LOLAceOveride 2013-07-08 23:06
Wow Just look at this guy
 

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